Shady People...

I would like to have a showdown with all the shady computer techs out there.  And while I am at it, let me provide you a little advice. Today, I went to install a software program for a family member on their 3 year old computer.  The family member informed me that this same computer had just come out of the “shop.” Me:  ”The shop?  What was wrong with it?” FM: “I don’t really know.  The guy said it had a virus or something.” Me: “Well, what was wrong with it?” FM:  ”It kept crashing.  And even now, it...

And it begins…...

I am repulsed. Sometimes I like to Google things just to see what happens.  I was once dared to Google, “Google.”  It was a frightful moment when I thought for sure I would break the internets and the world would collapse in upon itself.  Just to give you comfort, nothing particularly spectacular happens when you Google, “Google.”  You just get a lot of Googley results (about 1.8 Billion Googley responses).  Speaking of Google, I read in Discover magazine that Google is used 67% of the time, followed by Yahoo which comes in around 13%, and then...

I love ‘or die’...

Ralph has some form he needs help with…Me being the Lady O’ PHP, I have helped out a few times.  I’m not going to get into the crap we are dealing with trying to get this effing thing to cooperate, because frankly, no one cares.  And, we’ll figure it out.  I need another cup of coffee is all. What I want to share with you are awesome real PHP commands, such as, ‘or die.’ Of course, what ‘or die’ means is to close the action because there is an error.  But it just SOUNDS so damn awesome.  I can use it in regular life, as...